Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
I just blew my weed a kiss
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
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