I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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