Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
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