fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
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