u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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