He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
This wedding is gonna be a disaster. I already had to turn down one of the groomsmen who offered me $100 to sleep with him next wknd.
Too low?
Yes.
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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