i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
And then he peed in my hair
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