What a fucking waste of an outfit
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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