She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
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