I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
is this the sara with the beer cane?
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
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