So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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