No stitches, just platelets and will power
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
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