my mouth tastes like poor choices
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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