Come see our sink grown plant.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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