Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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