Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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