hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
Someone came in the potted fern
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
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