Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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