imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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