where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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