Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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