David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
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