he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
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