i may or may not be watching the land before time
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
So many bounce houses so little time
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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