So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
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