He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Just got hit on by a 50 year old Englishman who is now swapping drunken racing stories with my mom. Live Mariachi band in the background. How's that for a wake?
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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