i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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