Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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