If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
no dude he sent me cemetery flowers, i know it. they are half dried out roses in the shape of a cross, seriously. and he is not religious. so he robbed a freaking grave site for me. am i like an accessory to grave robbing now??
damnit this is what you get for dating guys with neck tattoos
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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