she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
GOOD IDEA: Stealing the bike a couple blocks away so I don't have to walk. BAD IDEA: riding bike for the first time in years drunk as hell. I'm bleeding and my body hurts and once again I can't find my car.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
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I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us�
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
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