Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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