I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Why were you staring at her like that over breakfast?
Because I was eating with a spoon to remind her that she threw up on my hand while she was MAKING me spoon with her after our drunk sex. She got it. Don't worry.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
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