its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
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