Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
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