Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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