I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
Banned from zoo.
Again?
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
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