Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
The best part is every argument that she makes from here on out will be refuted by "Oh hey remember that time you shit yourself wearing someone else's sweatpants at a frat party?"
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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