I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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