doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
So I hogged the stall at Denny's for so long that a little kid shit his pants and ran crying to his mother. Am I a terrible person for this being the proudest moment of my life?
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
I look excited, but its just a facade.
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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