You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
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