My mom says you aren't allowed to eat doritos at my house
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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