i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
If you're ever desperate for a guy's #, ask him to call your lost cell phone so you can find it. Some genius used that on me last night. FML
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
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