she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
You know I told you about that hammering at 3 AM yesterday? Turns out it was Holly beating the lock out of her door with a mallet because she'd forgotten her keys.
Doesn't she keep a spare?
Drunk Holly doesn't listen to Sober Holly's plans.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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