If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
I didn't notice because vodka
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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