No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
So to add to headbutting the microwave while waiting for my hot pockets to cook. I apparently told both bartenders earlier in the night I was going to fuck them both. I hate black out drunk me..
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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