Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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