We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
Jerry, you need to find god
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
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