You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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