I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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