I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
Randomize
