even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
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